Fire the Cannons

I think you’ll find I am more than capable of harming you. My power forms directly from the sun. I’m sure you wouldn’t want to antagonise me enough to prove it either.

HAHAHAHAH AWWWWW IS THE LITTLE LAMP GONNA GIVE ME A SUN BURN? HAHAHAA I CARRY A NUCLEAR WAREHOUSE ON MY SHOULDERS. I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE AFRAID OF RADIATION BURNS!